Збуджена жирна кайлі товстушка отримує лікування повії

I was in the other room, minding my own business, and heard all sorts of stuff going on.

And look, we have a new couch. What did you do?

Uh, the other one is out of service. It's a little moist.

Did you squirt all over it?

I might have, but don't tell the person who owns it.