Збоченець дідусь Ульф Ларсен мочитися і дрочити в громадських туалетах

on the airport and I very much have to pee.

I just have to pee so much. I've been out drinking beer and I really need to pee.

Oh, I'm so horny, I just need to...

...bank off. I'm in a hotel and it's...

...just want to bank off.